Photo by ChazWags

I always try not to park my car under any trees to avoid things like fruits and bird shit dropping on my car. But somehow, I still find bird shit on it sometimes, when I collect my car. Don't the birds need to rest before they shit? Or is the diarrhea so bad that they need to let go in mid-flight? Don't they need to focus on their flying? Or is that what you call multi-tasking? Man, they are toxic.